Ari Shaffir

Born February 12, 1974
50 years old 

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Moon Sign: Scorpio
Chinese Zodiac: Wood Tiger
Numerology: Life Path 8
Birthplace: NewYork, NY
Profession: Comedian
Known For: Comedy Central
Height: 6′ 3″
MBTI Type: ENTP

Ari David Shaffir (born February 12, 1974) is an American comedian, actor, podcaster, writer, and producer. He produces and hosts the Skeptic Tank podcast. He also co-hosts the podcast Punch Drunk Sports with Jayson Thibault and Sam Tripoli, and is a regular guest on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast. He created and previously hosted and produced the This is Not Happening television series, an adaptation of his monthly stand-up show.

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ari shaffir birth chart

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List of Aspects
Sun Conjunction Jupiter Orb 0°46′
Moon Conjunction Uranus Orb 10°24
Sun Square Mars Orb 1°31′
Mercury Square Neptune Orb 1°34′
Venus Square Uranus Orb 1°54′
Mars Square Jupiter Orb 2°17′
Saturn Trine Uranus Orb 0°16′
Moon Trine Mercury Orb 2°51′
Jupiter Trine Uranus Orb 3°23′
Jupiter Trine Saturn Orb 3°40′
Venus Trine Mars Orb 3°46′
Sun Trine Uranus Orb 4°09′
Sun Trine Saturn Orb 4°26′
Neptune Sextile Pluto Orb 2°54′
Venus Inconjunction Saturn Orb 2°11′
Mercury SemiSquare Venus Orb 0°10′
Venus SemiSquare Neptune Orb 1°24′
Mars SesquiQuadrate Pluto Orb 0°32′
Mercury SesquiQuadrate Uranus Orb 1°44′
Sun SesquiQuadrate Pluto Orb 2°03′
Mercury Quintile Mars Orb 0°56′
Moon SemiSextile Neptune Orb 1°17′
Venus SemiSextile Jupiter Orb 1°28′
Moon SemiSextile Pluto Orb 1°37′

Positions of Planets
Sun 23°34′ Aquarius
Moon 8°07′ Scorpio
Mercury 10°59′ Pisces
Venus 25°49′ Я Capricorn
Mars 22°02′ Taurus
Jupiter 24°20′ Aquarius
Saturn 28°00′ Я Gemini
Uranus 27°43′ Я Libra
Neptune 9°24′ Sagittarius
Pluto 6°30′ Я Libra
Chiron 17°21′ Aries
Ceres 6°29′ Aquarius
Pallas 17°39′ Capricorn
Juno 2°53′ Aquarius
Vesta 17°21′ Libra
Node 26°50′ Я Sagittarius
Lilith 16°30′ Я Capricorn


Those born from January 20 to February 18 are Aquarius. You are a humanitarian and more intelligent than most and given to thoughts of how to make the world a better place. You can be inventive and original, and you’re freedom-loving. You’re generous with your thoughts, whether people are interested or not!

You can be eccentric and idiosyncratic, and need a lot of space, but your heart is nearly always in the right place. We are now in the age of Aquarius, but only just in the dawn of it, like the song said. All the wonderful, generous characteristics of the Water Bearer are not yet symbolic of humanity as a whole yet, as evidenced by the current turmoil in the Middle East. But there are signs. Remember the Random Acts of Kindness. Perhaps those were a harbinger of the Age of Aquarius. 

 

Scorpio moon exhibits extremes of emotion. The impact of Scorpio is to emphasize the Moon’s sensual potency and forcefulness. If you have your Moon in Scorpio you have a spiritual nature and strong feelings that drive your behavior. You are in many ways a closed book and are very adroit at concealing your real feelings. Moon in Scorpio is one of the more challenging lunar placements.

Although you are driven by powerful desires, you often deny them to others. You oftentimes reject your feelings of anger or jealousy, and hence keep your reactions hidden under a cool, agreeable surface. You can display great self-control but can become cold and distant if an experience becomes painful. You especially dread any sort of rejection. Your talent for deadening your sensitivity allows you to feel in control, but it is also the pathway to the gradual destruction of the spirit. You need to learn to let go emotionally and feel your pain, and through that process can expand your extraordinary ability to love. 

Mercury in the sign of Pisces denotes a subtle and intuitive intelligence. There is an interesting and enigmatic quality about the way their mind works. They do not simply arrive at conclusion through logic alone but through flashes of insight, premonitions and mysterious intuits that are not based on previous facts or precedents. Their pronouncements can often wax prophetic.

They have accurate hunches plus, with their imaginative and creative talents, are able to conceptualize new ideas that are difficult to grasp by those who lack imagination. Mercury in Pisces people can occassionally lack self-confidence and appear timid or perplexed. They display empathy and understanding for the faults and failings of other people. In their mind, each person has his or her own truth and this extends even to those who lie. Mercury in Pisces people can be like absentminded professors but because of their sensitivity to their surroundings, they are easily distracted by and unable to concentrate when there is anything or anyone upsetting them.

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Venus-Capricorns are as conservative and wary about love as nearly anything else. You may sometimes be perceived as being aloof and scheming because you follow the edict “it’s just as easy to fall in love with someone wealthy as with someone broke.” In truth, this was plausibly said originally by a Venus-Capricorn. However, it is far from representing the entire story. When in love, you are faithful, trustworthy, and steady.

If you don’t marry wealthy, you work to provide a spouse protection, and that includes material accommodations. You may not be affectionate and elegant, but what you say you mean. There is a dichotomy between your sentimental life and your passion: You have robust passions but keep them separate from your rational attitude. You can be sexually connected and disconnected at the same time. Venus in this zodiac position indicates a personality that is demanding, possessive, and afraid of rejection. Once shunned, Venus-Capricorn’s response is total coldness.

If you possess Mars in Taurus, you manage to triumph through your own defined and steadfast efforts. Your energy is a gradual and steadfast force that propels you on to victory. Success to you involves money, tangible properties, and real love. A vast deal of your energy is employed in sensual pursuits; your emotions are earthy and indulgent.

In romances, you attempt to control and to possess, and the resolution to your nature can become utterly obstinate. Problems tend to appear because you are reluctant to see anyone else’s point of view. Because of your perseverance, you have the ability to build virtually anything you can envision. Sometimes a tendency toward depression or irascibility damages your happiness. Throughout your lifetime you often collect money and are recognized as a heavy spender. 

Thоѕе whо fall under thіѕ number аrе immensely talented іn аn artistic light, аlthоugh one needs tо bе determined tо nurture thе talent wіthіn. People under thіѕ life number аrе generous, аlthоugh оn thе flip side, being а spendthrift has іtѕ setbacks. Thеу have а knack tо please thоѕе аrоund thеm wіth witty banter аnd аn infectious sense оf humor. Thеіr positive attitude brings people closer tо thеm, whеrе being іn thе limelight іѕ ѕоmеthіng thеу love. Being socially active іѕ а plus point, but іt саn dampen а number 3’s ability tо work оn а talent. Thеу саn bе hurtful wіth thеіr snide, sarcastic comments whеn а dark mood takes оvеr, but оthеrwіѕе thеу’rе perky, ready tо make others happy, аnd аn inspiration fоr thеіr expressive mannerism.

Good manager, sacrificing, hard-working аnd powerful. Number 8 people аrе strong, self-reliant, aggressive, intelligent, clever аnd tasteful. On thе оthеr side, thеу саn bе materialistic, dogmatic, unscrupulous аnd lethargic. Thе number 8 has no іn-bеtwееn. Thеѕе people саn climb thе ladder оf success, far bеуоnd expectations, оr thеу саn fall tо thе depths оf miserable failure. It іѕ thе number оf wealth, success, leadership аnd effective organization.

Thеѕе people have amazing endurance аnd have thе ability tо stay focused оn а job. Thе tarot card оf ‘Strength’ represents thе number 8 person. Thеу аrе astrologically related tо Leo аnd Scorpio, whіlе being influenced bу thе Sun, Saturn аnd Pluto. Earth іѕ thе element fоr thе number 8 people аnd thеу have red aura colors. A diamond аnd а fire opal suits thеіr tendencies аnd August іѕ thеіr lucky month. Thursdays аrе thеіr big days аnd thеу find good luck оn thе 2nd, 4th, 6th, 17th аnd 26th оf each month.

Is there a creature on the planet more magnificent than the Tiger. We think not, and that’s not even our sign. On our Chinese restaurant menu today, here’s how they describe the Tiger: If you were born in the years 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986 or 1998, you’re a Tiger. Tiger people are aggressive, courageous, candid and sensitive. Look to the Horse and Dog for happiness. Beware of the Monkey. Tigers are born leaders.

The Tiger is the third Sign of the Chinese Zodiac. It is a Yang Sign and most closely associated with the Wood Element. Recent Tiger years have been 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, and 1998. The Tiger is a very changeable person, with a potent natural ability that is often in great danger of being abused. They are either leaders or rebels. They can be vain, quarrelsome and overly aggressive at times, but their inherent charisma and vast reserves of charm are usually sufficient to extract them from any problems that may arise from their lack of foresight.

The element of Wood represents the direction East. Those who are born with this element tend to yearn for stability and tradition. In China, wood is also associated with bamboo. Bamboo, of course, is a strong, flexible, and long shoot which grows in marsh areas. It follows then, that wood people are flexible, emotionally strong and dependable. A wood person will stick with you through good and bad times, unwavering of their support.

Wood people are interested in social issues and strive to leave the poor and helpless of our world with a sense of independence and change. Although, they can be idealistic and that trait can be the cause of emotional angst when plans don’t follow the perfect path. Wood people do well in social work or working with children. Working with others is easy for wood people, as they truly enjoy the process of cooperation and compromise. Generous and warm, wood people spread happiness, confidence and joy wherever they go.

The ENTP is one of the 16 MBTI personality types. ENTP stands for extravert (E), intuitive (N), thinking (T) and perceiving (P). The ENTP cognitive stack is as follows: Extraverted intuition (Ne), introverted thinking (Ti), extraverted feeling (Fe) and introverted sensing (Si). The ENTP personality is that of a highly inventive and creative thinker who enjoys playing with ideas and theories. Furthermore, they can be very unorthodox thanks to their love of novelty and distaste for routine and tradition. ENTPs are noted for their verbal wit and skill for debate.

They are open to possibilities and enjoy assessing ideas and situations from all angles. ENTPs are more abstract in their thinking and less attentive to the concrete details. It is not enough for them to adhere to the tried and true methods of established systems. Their nature is to explore new pathways and discover new opportunities, ideas and applications. They have fertile imaginations and are often immersed in a constant intake of new info and concepts to chew on. ENTPs can seem scattered, restless and may have difficulty following through and finishing tasks due to a loss of interest.

 

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