Born November 14, 1981
42 years old
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Moon Sign: Gemini
Rising Sign: Scorpio
Chinese Zodiac: Metal Rooster
Numerology: Life Path 8
Birthplace: Cleveland, OH
Profession: comedian, actress
Best Known For: SNL
Height: 5′ 6″
MBTI Type: INFP
Vanessa Polster Bayer (born November 14, 1981) is an American actress and comedian. She is best known for being a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 2010 to 2017, which earned her an Emmy nomination. Bayer also appeared in films such as Trainwreck (2015), Office Christmas Party (2016), Carrie Pilby (2016), and Ibiza (2018).
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List of Aspects
Jupiter Conjunction Pluto Orb 2°05′
Sun Conjunction AS Orb 5°40′
Sun Conjunction Uranus Orb 7°51′
Saturn Conjunction Pluto Orb 7°52′
Mercury Conjunction AS Orb 8°58′
Mercury Conjunction Jupiter Orb 9°55′
Jupiter Conjunction Saturn Orb 9°58′
Moon Opposite Neptune Orb 4°52′
Uranus Square MC Orb 2°47′
Sun Square MC Orb 5°03′
Moon Trine Jupiter Orb 0°49′
Moon Trine Pluto Orb 2°55′
Neptune Trine MC Orb 3°40′
Venus Trine Mars Orb 4°47′
Jupiter Sextile MC Orb 0°21′
Moon Sextile MC Orb 1°11′
Mercury Sextile Venus Orb 1°41′
Pluto Sextile MC Orb 1°44′
Neptune Sextile Pluto Orb 1°56′
Mars Sextile AS Orb 2°29′
Jupiter Sextile Neptune Orb 4°02′
Saturn Sextile Neptune Orb 5°55′
Moon Inconjunction Uranus Orb 1°35′
Mercury SemiSquare Neptune Orb 1°02′
Mars SemiSquare Jupiter Orb 1°23′
Venus Quintile Jupiter Orb 0°23′
Sun BiQuintile Moon Orb 0°15′
Saturn SemiSextile AS Orb 1°07′
Sun SemiSextile Neptune Orb 1°22′
Positions of Planets
Sun 22°01′ Scorpio
Moon 28°17′ Gemini
Mercury 7°22′ Scorpio
Venus 9°04′ Capricorn
Mars 13°51′ Virgo
Jupiter 27°27′ Libra
Saturn 17°29′ Libra
Uranus 29°53′ Scorpio
Neptune 23°24′ Sagittarius
Pluto 25°21′ Libra
Chiron 20°17′ Я Taurus
Ceres 19°38′ Libra
Pallas 28°45′ Virgo
Juno 27°49′ Scorpio
Vesta 22°16′ Scorpio
Node 24°24′ Я Cancer
Lilith 23°26′ Я Scorpio
Fortune 10°05′ Aries
AS 16°21′ Scorpio
MC 27°05′ Leo
Scorpio, the Scorpion, one of the most energetic and powerful signs in the Zodiac. This is an exciting and magnetic personality, very passionate and emotional. They are forceful personalities and can easily be destined for leadership roles. Consider some of the complex famous characters are Scorpios: Hillary Clinton, Pablo Picasso, Dylan Thomas, both Simon AND Garfunkel are Scorpios.
Scorpios have a better chance of having genius-level IQs than most of the population; they are intense, critical and analytical. They tend to rebel against all conventions and can be political extremists. The best love match for a Scorpio is Capricorn; they understand each other on a profound spiritual, almost psychic level. Scorpios give their hearts completely and passionately. Being so gifted, they can find fulfillment in many employments. Their inner intensity can result in the ice-cold self-control and detachment of the surgeon, the concentration of the research scientist, and the heroism of the soldier.
In the anxious sign of Gemini, the moon’s activity manifests as more changeable and capricious. Gemini Moon is often fickle, silly, and excitable, but also mentally active, imaginative and creative. People who have their moon in Gemini are remarkably perceptive and can rapidly screen through information and make smart choices. Their snap decisions tend to be more rational than emotional.
They are not callous, but their immediate reactions are often more impersonal and intellectual in nature. They wield both analytical and verbal skills. A Moon in the communicative sign of Gemini tilts them toward garrulousness and personal charm. They have an enchanting liveliness that attracts others to them. Discussions with them often deviate on unexpected tangents. Gemini moon is quite restless and needs continuous mental activity. They are also extremely impressionable to the changing scene around them and tend to dissect their feelings and emotions in an analytical manner.
Mercury in Scorpio engenders an insatiable curiosity and inclination to probe and question. There is a strong compulsion to get at the heart of a matter and understand what lies beneath the surface. Esoteric knowledge and juicy secrets are their playgrounds and they can be nosy gossip hounds. The occult may also fascinate them and many may be drawn to the field of medicine, science or religious professions. Mercury in Scorpio people are likely to do well in investigative work as well with their keen observations and shrewd powers of deduction.
They are a powerful union of intuition and intellect which makes them difficult to dupe or deceive. They read people like a book and can spot a fake from far away. They take pride in their intellect and insights and tend to be resistant to or dismissive of others opinions. Mercury in Scorpio does better in solo work than as part of a collaboration. It is best not to cross them as they can be formidable and calculating adversaries. Their tempers can be volatile and when upset they are capable of cutting deep with their words.
Venus-Capricorns are as conservative and wary about love as nearly anything else. You may sometimes be perceived as being aloof and scheming because you follow the edict “it’s just as easy to fall in love with someone wealthy as with someone broke.” In truth, this was plausibly said originally by a Venus-Capricorn. However, it is far from representing the entire story. When in love, you are faithful, trustworthy, and steady.
If you don’t marry wealthy, you work to provide a spouse protection, and that includes material accommodations. You may not be affectionate and elegant, but what you say you mean. There is a dichotomy between your sentimental life and your passion: You have robust passions but keep them separate from your rational attitude. You can be sexually connected and disconnected at the same time. Venus in this zodiac position indicates a personality that is demanding, possessive, and afraid of rejection. Once shunned, Venus-Capricorn’s response is total coldness.
As a Mars-in-Virgo person, you are a immense worker who attains your greatest achievement in a systematized strategy. You are driven and proud, though this is not perpetually obvious on the outside. Very strong-willed, you can isolate yourself from your passions when it comes to making judgments. In your craft you are shrewd, calculating, and calmly resolved.
You distrust people who only desire to deal with large problems because somehow such personalities never appear to reach any valuable inferences. Mars-in-Virgo may seem sexually cool, although in honesty you glamorize sensuality. You desire it to be both corporally ecstatic and mentally stimulating. Your appetites are powerful but kept under tight restraint. Mars-Virgos tend to be prosperous in fields where restriction of emotions is advantageous (such as diplomats, psychologists, and investigators). When setting a plan into motion you must beware of getting bogged down in particulars.
Thоѕе whо fall under thіѕ number аrе reminiscent оf hippies whо аrе carefree аnd live оn adventure аnd social interactions. Thеіr moods аrе uѕuаllу peppy аnd саn motivate people іn а way thаt mау ѕееm odd but works nоnеthеlеѕѕ. Thеу аrе а great source оf inspiration аnd motivation fоr thоѕе whо doubt thеmѕеlvеѕ. Thеу have аn insatiable appetite fоr thе good things іn life, like food аnd travel. Number 5s саn аlѕо tread into bad territory, like having multiple sex partners аnd drug abuse. Thеу have а great way оf understanding people, whеrе thеіr communication skills аrе enviable. Thеу аrеn’t thе sort оf people tо rush into а career wіthоut giving іt great thought, but саn bе impulsive оn thе flip-side whеn іt comes tо оthеr doings. Thеу’rе butterflies thаt need thеіr daily dose оf freedom.
Good manager, sacrificing, hard-working аnd powerful. Number 8 people аrе strong, self-reliant, aggressive, intelligent, clever аnd tasteful. On thе оthеr side, thеу саn bе materialistic, dogmatic, unscrupulous аnd lethargic. Thе number 8 has no іn-bеtwееn. Thеѕе people саn climb thе ladder оf success, far bеуоnd expectations, оr thеу саn fall tо thе depths оf miserable failure. It іѕ thе number оf wealth, success, leadership аnd effective organization.
Thеѕе people have amazing endurance аnd have thе ability tо stay focused оn а job. Thе tarot card оf ‘Strength’ represents thе number 8 person. Thеу аrе astrologically related tо Leo аnd Scorpio, whіlе being influenced bу thе Sun, Saturn аnd Pluto. Earth іѕ thе element fоr thе number 8 people аnd thеу have red aura colors. A diamond аnd а fire opal suits thеіr tendencies аnd August іѕ thеіr lucky month. Thursdays аrе thеіr big days аnd thеу find good luck оn thе 2nd, 4th, 6th, 17th аnd 26th оf each month.
If you were born in the years 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981 or 1993 then you’re a Rooster. The Rooster is described as a pioneer in spirit, devoted to work and the quest for knowledge. It is selfish and eccentric and is best matched with Snakes and Oxen. Oddly enough, the writer is a Snake and her sister is a Rooster.
We do think there’s something to this astrology thing! Roosters are quick thinkers and are practical and resourceful, preferring to stick to what is tried and true rather than taking unnecessary risks. Roosters are keenly observers of their surroundings and those around them. It’s hard to slip anything past a Rooster, since they seem to have eyes in the backs of their heads. This quality can lead others to think the Rooster is psychic, but that’s not generally the case; instead, this Sign enjoys a keen attention to detail that makes it a whiz at anything requiring close analysis.
Unlike the position of the Earth in our solar system, the element of earth lies dead center in the Chinese astrological charts. This is probably because ancients believed the Earth was the center of the universe and all celestial bodies circled our planet. People born under the element of Earth seem to feel the universe revolves around them as well. Self –centered, ambitious and stubborn, earth people are used to getting what they want and achieving their goals. Failure is foreign to them. Goals are achieved through hard work and determination. Earth people know how to plan for the long term and they are stable enough to stick with the plan to its success. The stubbornness of the earth element is a double-edged sword, giving those born under its rule the determination to follow through when things are tough, and the audacity to defend their point, even when they are wrong.
The INFP is one of the 16 MBTI personality types. INFP stands for introverted (I), intuitive (N), feeling (F) and perceiving (P). The cognitive function stack of INFP is as follows: Introverted feeling (Fi), Extraverted intuition (Ne), introverted Sensing (Si) and Extraverted thinking (Te). INFPs are highly imaginative introverts who seek to be above all, be true to themselves and their values. They prefer to follow their heart and do what “feels” right as opposed to what makes the most sense.
INFPs have a strong sense of their own values which can make them non-conformist and defiant against external codes of conduct that are imposed upon them. They dislike being controlled by others in any way and seek to attain freedom and independence for themselves. INFPs can be very enthusiastic and passionate about certain things yet completely blase about most other things. They desire novelty and channels for their creative expression. INFP types are highly idealistic and this can also cause them to be naive and clouded by unrealistic thinking. Still, their faith can carry them far and inspire others along the way. INFPs seek to do what is meaningful to them and many INFPs may be drawn to the arts and other creative professions.