Born November 14, 1981
43 years old
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Moon Sign: Gemini
Rising Sign: Scorpio
Chinese Zodiac: Metal Rooster
Numerology: Life Path 8
Birthplace: Cleveland, OH
Profession: comedian, actress
Best Known For: SNL
Height: 5′ 6″
MBTI Type: INFP
Vanessa Polster Bayer (born November 14, 1981) is an American actress and comedian. She is best known for being a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 2010 to 2017, which earned her an Emmy nomination. Bayer also appeared in films such as Trainwreck (2015), Office Christmas Party (2016), Carrie Pilby (2016), and Ibiza (2018).
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List of Aspects
Jupiter Conjunction Pluto Orb 2°05′
Sun Conjunction AS Orb 5°40′
Sun Conjunction Uranus Orb 7°51′
Saturn Conjunction Pluto Orb 7°52′
Mercury Conjunction AS Orb 8°58′
Mercury Conjunction Jupiter Orb 9°55′
Jupiter Conjunction Saturn Orb 9°58′
Moon Opposite Neptune Orb 4°52′
Uranus Square MC Orb 2°47′
Sun Square MC Orb 5°03′
Moon Trine Jupiter Orb 0°49′
Moon Trine Pluto Orb 2°55′
Neptune Trine MC Orb 3°40′
Venus Trine Mars Orb 4°47′
Jupiter Sextile MC Orb 0°21′
Moon Sextile MC Orb 1°11′
Mercury Sextile Venus Orb 1°41′
Pluto Sextile MC Orb 1°44′
Neptune Sextile Pluto Orb 1°56′
Mars Sextile AS Orb 2°29′
Jupiter Sextile Neptune Orb 4°02′
Saturn Sextile Neptune Orb 5°55′
Moon Inconjunction Uranus Orb 1°35′
Mercury SemiSquare Neptune Orb 1°02′
Mars SemiSquare Jupiter Orb 1°23′
Venus Quintile Jupiter Orb 0°23′
Sun BiQuintile Moon Orb 0°15′
Saturn SemiSextile AS Orb 1°07′
Sun SemiSextile Neptune Orb 1°22′
Positions of Planets
Sun 22°01′ Scorpio
Moon 28°17′ Gemini
Mercury 7°22′ Scorpio
Venus 9°04′ Capricorn
Mars 13°51′ Virgo
Jupiter 27°27′ Libra
Saturn 17°29′ Libra
Uranus 29°53′ Scorpio
Neptune 23°24′ Sagittarius
Pluto 25°21′ Libra
Chiron 20°17′ Я Taurus
Ceres 19°38′ Libra
Pallas 28°45′ Virgo
Juno 27°49′ Scorpio
Vesta 22°16′ Scorpio
Node 24°24′ Я Cancer
Lilith 23°26′ Я Scorpio
Fortune 10°05′ Aries
AS 16°21′ Scorpio
MC 27°05′ Leo
Scorpios have a better chance of having genius-level IQs than most of the population; they are intense, critical and analytical. They tend to rebel against all conventions and can be political extremists. The best love match for a Scorpio is Capricorn; they understand each other on a profound spiritual, almost psychic level. Scorpios give their hearts completely and passionately. Being so gifted, they can find fulfillment in many employments. Their inner intensity can result in the ice-cold self-control and detachment of the surgeon, the concentration of the research scientist, and the heroism of the soldier.
They are not callous, but their immediate reactions are often more impersonal and intellectual in nature. They wield both analytical and verbal skills. A Moon in the communicative sign of Gemini tilts them toward garrulousness and personal charm. They have an enchanting liveliness that attracts others to them. Discussions with them often deviate on unexpected tangents. Gemini moon is quite restless and needs continuous mental activity. They are also extremely impressionable to the changing scene around them and tend to dissect their feelings and emotions in an analytical manner.
They are a powerful union of intuition and intellect which makes them difficult to dupe or deceive. They read people like a book and can spot a fake from far away. They take pride in their intellect and insights and tend to be resistant to or dismissive of others opinions. Mercury in Scorpio does better in solo work than as part of a collaboration. It is best not to cross them as they can be formidable and calculating adversaries. Their tempers can be volatile and when upset they are capable of cutting deep with their words.
If you don’t marry wealthy, you work to provide a spouse protection, and that includes material accommodations. You may not be affectionate and elegant, but what you say you mean. There is a dichotomy between your sentimental life and your passion: You have robust passions but keep them separate from your rational attitude. You can be sexually connected and disconnected at the same time. Venus in this zodiac position indicates a personality that is demanding, possessive, and afraid of rejection. Once shunned, Venus-Capricorn’s response is total coldness.
You distrust people who only desire to deal with large problems because somehow such personalities never appear to reach any valuable inferences. Mars-in-Virgo may seem sexually cool, although in honesty you glamorize sensuality. You desire it to be both corporally ecstatic and mentally stimulating. Your appetites are powerful but kept under tight restraint. Mars-Virgos tend to be prosperous in fields where restriction of emotions is advantageous (such as diplomats, psychologists, and investigators). When setting a plan into motion you must beware of getting bogged down in particulars.
Thеѕе people have amazing endurance аnd have thе ability tо stay focused оn а job. Thе tarot card оf ‘Strength’ represents thе number 8 person. Thеу аrе astrologically related tо Leo аnd Scorpio, whіlе being influenced bу thе Sun, Saturn аnd Pluto. Earth іѕ thе element fоr thе number 8 people аnd thеу have red aura colors. A diamond аnd а fire opal suits thеіr tendencies аnd August іѕ thеіr lucky month. Thursdays аrе thеіr big days аnd thеу find good luck оn thе 2nd, 4th, 6th, 17th аnd 26th оf each month.
We do think there’s something to this astrology thing! Roosters are quick thinkers and are practical and resourceful, preferring to stick to what is tried and true rather than taking unnecessary risks. Roosters are keenly observers of their surroundings and those around them. It’s hard to slip anything past a Rooster, since they seem to have eyes in the backs of their heads. This quality can lead others to think the Rooster is psychic, but that’s not generally the case; instead, this Sign enjoys a keen attention to detail that makes it a whiz at anything requiring close analysis.
INFPs have a strong sense of their own values which can make them non-conformist and defiant against external codes of conduct that are imposed upon them. They dislike being controlled by others in any way and seek to attain freedom and independence for themselves. INFPs can be very enthusiastic and passionate about certain things yet completely blase about most other things. They desire novelty and channels for their creative expression. INFP types are highly idealistic and this can also cause them to be naive and clouded by unrealistic thinking. Still, their faith can carry them far and inspire others along the way. INFPs seek to do what is meaningful to them and many INFPs may be drawn to the arts and other creative professions.