Hannibal Buress

You can be eccentric and idiosyncratic, and need a lot of space, but your heart is nearly always in the right place. We are now in the age of Aquarius, but only just in the dawn of it, like the song said. All the wonderful, generous characteristics of the Water Bearer are not yet symbolic of humanity as a whole yet, as evidenced by the current turmoil in the Middle East. But there are signs. Remember the Random Acts of Kindness. Perhaps those were a harbinger of the Age of Aquarius. 

Although you are driven by powerful desires, you often deny them to others. You oftentimes reject your feelings of anger or jealousy, and hence keep your reactions hidden under a cool, agreeable surface. You can display great self-control but can become cold and distant if an experience becomes painful. You especially dread any sort of rejection. Your talent for deadening your sensitivity allows you to feel in control, but it is also the pathway to the gradual destruction of the spirit. You need to learn to let go emotionally and feel your pain, and through that process can expand your extraordinary ability to love. 

Mercury-Capricorns often attain positions of leadership because they are so reliable and have an air of prestige. (This is evident even in very little kids who have Mercury in this position.) A difficulty you have in associating to people can be your authoritarian style. You also manage to have a disapproving air about the weaknesses and frivolities of others. Life is grave to Mercury-Capricorns and you see its dark side—though a redeeming quality is your dry sense of humor.

They are remarkably kind and devoted in their relationships and breakups can emotionally debilitate them for extended periods. Being in love makes them feel complete but they have a penchant for falling for the wrong type of person. They may fall in love with the idea of a person and subsequently project ideals onto them that will never be lived up to. Logic does not play much of a factor in the Venus in Pisces person’s mind. They operate on intuition and are very empathetic and self-sacrificing for their loved ones. They tend to be undisciplined with their spending and do not resist indulging in anything that makes them feel good. They are likely to have addictive personalities and go overboard especially when they are feeling sad or empty inside.

You shoulder the duties of others without grievance. Depth of feeling is apparent in your passion. You are sensual, have intense feelings, and demonstrate a high level of zeal. You seek to include yourself completely in a sex relationship, for this is a way in which you can draw nearer to another human being. You may sustain disappointment in love. Throughout your lifetime you draw prominent friends and grow monetarily from these relations.

The Chinese sign of the dog tends to root for the underdog and its keen sense of right and wrong makes it duty-bound to the core. The Dog’s motto seems to be, Live right, look out for the little people and fight injustice whenever possible. Dog people are usually cool headed in a crisis. They are the ones you can count on during hectic, stressful times. Honest, strong, intelligent, and practical, dogs will accept whatever fate throws at them and handle it with poise and grace. You can count on people of the dog to do their work thoroughly and well.

Too little water and all life withers and dies with the effects of the hot sun. Too much water chokes out needed oxygen and drowns. It is for this very reason the element water is represented by the color black. Water rules intelligence and wisdom. People born under the element water are uncommonly intelligent and capable. For all their wisdom and reasoning ability, water people tend to have difficulty making and sticking to decisions. Diplomatic, and intuitive, water people are flexible. They have a special ability to ‘go with the flow’ and are usually easygoing.

Logical and skeptical, the INTP person is someone inclined to question everything and reject what does not make sense to them. They are not impressed by rank or titles and place greater value on an individual’s merit no matter their age, rank or status. When they must make decisions, INTPs prefer to first collect as much information as possible and consider a variety of options. They are clever problem solvers willing to use novelty and ingenuity in their approach. They are polite and friendly but not highly social. INTPs tend to be deeply introspective and preoccupied with their internal world more than the external.